Schöne Witze aus England
3 lions sleep tonight...
Text: Alex Raack Bild: Imago
Soll keiner den Engländern vorwerfen, sie hätten ihren Humor verloren. Anbei eine kleine Auswahl der neuesten WM-Jokes von Insel.
Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything.
Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.
What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
Robert Green has got a cap for his.
In the jungle, the South African jungle, 3 lions sleep tonight ....
....coz in the morning, the early morning, they have to catch a flight.
No win away no win away no win away no win away
...
David Blaine is gutted because his record for doing fuck all in a box
for 42 days has been broken...... by Wayne Rooney
What do you call an Englishman still in the knockout stages of the World
Cup?
A referee.
Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance against Germany was completely shit. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arseholes being
regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning, »its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible«, said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.
